The Republic of Random antiderivative 8 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The cynical population of 1.009 billion Random antiderivative 8ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Random antiderivative 8ian economy, worth 49.1 trillion dxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,691 dxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Edutainment video games are taking Random antiderivative 8's students to the next level, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, the big red machine has ground to a halt, and the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Random antiderivative 8's national animal is the integral, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Random antiderivative 8 is ranked 313,201^st in the world and 686^th in ETU ETJ Lovarpia for Nudest, with 2 cheeks per square mile.